Sex or Chocolate

WOULD WOMEN RATHER HAVE SEX OR CHOCOLATE ... With their bacon?

Two new items argue the case for both sides of that question.

In the heavy breathing corner is a new book by Sarah Katherine Lewis entitled Sex and Bacon: Why I Love Things that are Very, Very Bad for Me.

Lewis, a sex worker and former Seattleite, assumes the stance that food and sex are closely related because they are both addictive and all consuming. (Although it is our personal opinion that the real reason boomers are so obsessed with their food these days is because they are now getting so much less of the other item.)

Putting up its dukes for chocolate, Vosges has introduced a boxed chocolate flying pig to its line that is filled with ... you guessed it ... crunchy bits of salty bacon.

Who's winning this battle? Our bets are on the pig. The last several times we have tried to log onto that particular page of the Vosges website has been a failure, due to "a busy server".