Comments from the London Zagat

COMMENTS FROM THE LONDON  AND L.A. ZAGAT GUIDES

Our waiter was very unattractive, and this being LA, I have to downgrade the Decor rating.

They make you walk around with a horse stick and blow a whistle. That'll teach you to tell someone it's your birthday.

Overpriced and undergood.

The waiter took my order, went outside to smoke and then waved through the window.

Could someone do something about the uniforms? 1982 just called and it wants its suspenders back.

We could have lived without knowing that our waiter was 'Steven from Long Beach.'

If I wanted to be treated with distaste, I would just stay home.

Can I vote 'ugh'?

The food may be bad, but at least the service is slow.

It seems that the owner, the chef and I have lost interest.

My waiter was so soft-spoken I thought he was a mime.

Hard to tell if it is a restaurant or drug front.My office comes here for special lunches, but I wish they'd stop.

The food may have been excellent, but I was choking on the prices.

Staff wanders around as if they were just beamed to this strange location.

Even the ice water had garlic in it.

The only thing healthy about the place is the exit door.

Who said it was ok to expose your chest hair while serving people their sandwiches and frozen yogurt?

The staff is charmingly incompetent.