Candy Corn

Q: What did the monster say when he introduced himself?
A: Pleased to eat you!


Q: Why did the skeleton go to the candy store?
A: To get some life savers!


Q. What is a ghost’s favourite candy?
A: Boo-ble gum!


Q: How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch!


Q: What is a ghost's favorite food?
A: Boo-berry pie!


Q: What do little ghosts drink?
A: Evaporated milk.


Q: How do you make a milkshake?
A: You sneak up behind a glass of milk and yell "Boo!"


Q: Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
A: Because he's always a goblin.

Q: Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn?
A: It was a stake sandwich.


Q: What does a werewolf like in his sandwich?
A: a Hallowiener.


Q: What tops off a ghost's sundae?
A: Whipped Scream.


Q: What did the Vampire say after he drank the Bloody Mary ?
A: Fangs a lot!


Q: What did the skeleton say when he finished eating?
A: Bone appetite!


Q: Why won’t the ghost be going to Nu’s Mascarade party tonight?
A: He doesn’t have any 'body' to go with!


Q: Who are the undead taking to the party?
A: their ghoul friends.