Ever wish you could pass yourself off as a food critic and see if they really do get better treatment in restaurants that you do? Or maybe you just think that all restaurant critics are dogs and would like to make a statement about it. Either way, here’s your chance. Purchase an “I am Frank Bruni� garment from
Café Press and make your entrance. (Not that we’re a believer in the secret handshake or anything, but if you don’t know who
Frank Bruni is, you shouldn’t be on this site.)
If you’re neutral on Bruni, Café Press has plenty of other declarations to choose from.
Personally, I have the “Are You Gonna Eat That?� hoodie checked off my Christmas gift list for my budget minded ex, the Twoferone Knight. He’s got me in mind for a cashmere version of the huffy “Yes, I do need seven kinds of olive oil!� (I guess you can see right there what went wrong with that relationship.)
Buying your in-laws a matching set of “I’ll cook. You eat� or “You cook. I’ll eat� will expose the dominant/submissive dynamics of their marital relationship and it might even be a good idea to get them in equal sizes in case they are into switching.
And we do think that any chef or waitperson could do with a shirt that reads “Of course, it’s meant to be eaten!�
Need more attitude that that? Café Press would probably do a custom order Attitude Shirt for you or your restaurant staff.
